23, 2014: Florida man once arrested for fighting drag queen with tiki torch runs for mayorīoyd Corbin was reportedly dressed in an “ironic” KKK costume at a Halloween party in 2012 when he allegedly got into a brawl with a man in drag - leading to his bust for aggravated assault. The 31-year-old was shot and killed by police after they found him naked and chowing down on human flesh. In what became known as the case of the “Miami Cannibal,” Rudy Eugene gnawed off half of a homeless man’s face while high. June 27, 2012: Florida man chews off another man’s face June 11, 2012: Florida man arrested for calling 911 after kitten denied entry into strip clubĮverett Lages was arrested outside of Emerald City strip club in Murdock for repeatedly calling the emergency line to report that the club owner had refused to let his kitty into the jiggle joint, deputies said. Here are some of the weirdest and wildest headlines that fueled the now-notorious “Florida man” meme. While some states are known for their food or architecture, Florida is known for the “Florida man.”įrom the man who called 911 for a ride to Hooters to the man who tried to get an alligator drunk, the Sunshine State is home to a special breed of guy. NASA SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket successfully launchesĭeSantis blasts 'illegal alien' looters: 'I would drag them out by the collars' The turtle screamed “Cowabunga” before the airbags deployed.ġ5.Hot mic catches president say 'no one f-ks with a Biden' during Florida visitįormer Chicago cop Johnny Lauder saves disabled mom from Hurricane Ian What the Shell? Woman Struck in Head by Turtle That Crashed Through Windshield on I-95 in Florida We're still waiting for the DeepFake on YouTube.ġ4. #Weird news headlines full#X-Files Star David Duchovny Auditioned for All Three Male Leads on Full House Italian Man Tries to Dodge Covid Vaccine Wearing Fake Armīecause Florida Man can’t grab all the spotlight.ġ3. Florida Man With Drugs Around Penis Denies They Were HisĪ traffic stop results in the discovery of narcotics tied around a man’s genitals, but he insisted they didn’t belong to him.ġ2. The speculative collector’s market reaches new highs-or lows-with a frenzy over cookies.ġ1. Oreo Just Released Special Pokémon Cookies, and Fans Are Trying to Eat ‘Em All ‘I’m Not a Cat,’ Says Lawyer Having Zoom DifficultiesĪ civil forfeiture case via Zoom turned into surrealist performance art when an attorney couldn’t turn off a cat filter.ġ0. In which you keep reading expecting for the next paragraph to take a very sad turn.ĩ. This New Zealand School Is Using a Chicken as a Traffic Officer The libidinous cacophony of these long-dormant insects is not the business of law enforcement.Ĩ. Brood X Cicadas Are Screaming About Sex in Georgia, and Cops Are Tired of Hearing About It Surely the premise of a future children’s book.ħ. Misbaken Identity: Mysterious Beast Reported in Poland Turns Out to Be a Croissant in a Tree Science may be consumed by a pandemic, but that doesn’t mean you can’t find time to toss organs over the side of a building.Ħ. Watch: Scientists Discover What Happens When You Drop an Eyeball From a Five-Story Height Goxx, a Crypto-Trading Hamster Who Is Out-Investing Warren BuffettĮvery idea presented in that headline is factually correct.ĥ. When you need a reminder nature is not only scary but quite possibly evil.Ĥ. Meet the Tongue-Eating Louse, Which Does Exactly What You Think It Does A Profane Crow Made Friends at an Elementary School Before Being ExpelledĪ heartwarming tale of a crow named Cosmo who made f-cking friends with some kids before school officials f-cking ruined it for everyone.ģ. Ukrainian Couple Handcuff Themselves to Each Other to ‘Fix Relationship’Ģ. Check out the stories that stood out in a very strange year:ġ. Some are just glimpses into little micro dramas full of extremely peculiar people, animals, and situations. The ongoing COVID-19 pandemic comes in a close second.īut not every headline needs to reflect the state of the world in such profound ways. When we reflect on 2021, we’ll probably realize the most important story of the year was Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson refusing to return to The Fast and the Furious franchise owing to personality conflicts with Vin Diesel.
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